Why'd the Chicken Cross the Road?
Copyright © 2011 by Allison Creutzmann | ISH | • All Rights reserved • E-Mail: allison13@ish.co.cu
This is one of the oldest jokes in the book, I know. But have you ever thought about what would really happen if a chicken tried to cross the road?
One day, there was a mother hen and two baby chicks. The baby chicks were on one side of the road and the mother hen was on the other. The hen wanted to go to her chicks so she tried to cross. Now you think it would all be alright and it would go like the joke
One day, there was a mother hen and two baby chicks. The baby chicks were on one side of the road and the mother hen was on the other. The hen wanted to go to her chicks so she tried to cross. Now you think it would all be alright and it would go like the joke
March 2011
says.
WROOONNNGG!!!!
The chicken actually got hit by a big truck. The driver took the dead chicken to the back of this lot where people lived and asked them what they wanted to do with it. They took it and they probably have already digested it.
(True story)
By: Gabrielle Pintard-Newry
WROOONNNGG!!!!
The chicken actually got hit by a big truck. The driver took the dead chicken to the back of this lot where people lived and asked them what they wanted to do with it. They took it and they probably have already digested it.
(True story)
By: Gabrielle Pintard-Newry
October 2011
CULTURE
